so today i was quietly taking a little nap during my lunch break, relaxing prefectly enjoying the rays of sunlight in city creek park. i was suddenly awakened by three 14-year-olds. they were talking ever so loudly or maybe it's just the fact that i love to listen to what everyone else is saying. anyway, back to my story (bts-hah), this is how their conversation went:
girl 1: you are not a slut if you are not a virgin.
girl 2: even if you are 14?
girl 1 & 3: no! of course not
as you can imagine, i was surprised beyond belief. they kept on walking and i kept on sleeping. well, when it was time for me to go back to work i walked right past them and i felt like i had to stop and say something.....this is how my conversation went with them.....
me: are you really 14? all three of you?
girls: yes, yes, yes
me: well, i heard you talking and i don't want to be like your mother or anything, but have you had sex? (can you imagine, i really did this)
girls: no, no , no....
me: well, i just want you to know that sex is a big thing and can bring...AIDS, STD's, and children. and i would guess that none of you want those things right now...
girls: (no words, just staring at me like i am completely ridiculous)
me: well, have a nice day
as i walked away, they just laughed.......
9 comments:
Good for you Sar!
Oh my gosh. I wish I could have been there with you. I would have launched a poopy diaper or two in their direction or whipped out my tattered booby to display the result of a baby boy with teeth who decides to BITE you instead of nurse properly (but then I'd be shipped off to jail so I really wouldn't have done that...)
Good for you.
this post is pure evidence of why i love you so.
tu esi mano seimaninka. NOT!
Hi Sarah! I just found your blog and loved it (I hope you don't mind)! You are, as usual, keeping up on your awesome adventures. I had to laugh about the sex talk with stranger 14-year-olds. Way to go. You should have said that they would be sluts. Ha ha. Keep smiling that dazzling smile of yours.
Sarah, you are the best!!
oh man sar. your awesome.
Oh Sar, I know exactly what you are talking about. Teaching highschool was ridiculous. Kids doing mushrooms with their parents, sleeping around, ahh! I was shocked all the time. I guess we lived in a pretty protected world, didn't we?
holy cow sar! I am so impressed. you go girl!
and this is why you are Sarah and why I love you! Hope you are well!
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